I cut out pictures of boobs and put them over my own so that my boyfriend can decide which pair he wants for his birthday. what do you think of these?
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have you ever seen breasts as full as mine? its like i have 2 watermelons attached to my body just waiting to be ravished.
is it bad that all i want you to do is pin me against a wall with my hands over my head and kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before? yeah? ok, just checking.
if i don’t stare you down, my torpedo tits will!
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This might be the greatest thing on the internet so far. (via kissmeimlazy)
monique analyzes boobs is back.
ummmmmmmmmm. how is this even possible? nuff said.
we don’t care if our breasts are hanging out. we’re fucking super heroes. that and it distracts villains.
im covering my eyes because i don’t want to see the expression on your face when you realized the boobs you thought i had were actually just gel inserts in an overly padded bra. surprise!
you can touch me, play me, even drink scotch off my glistening breasts, but you better wear a helmet because this is going to be one hell of a ride.
target practice! any takers? cum on my tits? any one?
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