Every Playboy Playmate 1953-2008
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monique analyzes boobs is back.
ummmmmmmmmm. how is this even possible? nuff said.
we don’t care if our breasts are hanging out. we’re fucking super heroes. that and it distracts villains.
im covering my eyes because i don’t want to see the expression on your face when you realized the boobs you thought i had were actually just gel inserts in an overly padded bra. surprise!
you can touch me, play me, even drink scotch off my glistening breasts, but you better wear a helmet because this is going to be one hell of a ride.
target practice! any takers? cum on my tits? any one?
you want to come over for a sleepover? we can hang out in our underwear (just bottoms) roll around on the floor and look at dirty magazines… come on, it’ll be fun! no pillow fights i promise!
remember those giant balls that had a handle and you sat on them and bounced around? they modeled them after my breasts… they’re nipplicious!
ps. my cock is bigger than your cock… just sayin’
with my cute crooked smile and eau de toilette i drive all the boys crazy… but we all know thats not what they’re thinkimg about right now is it?
diane chandler
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