November 18, 2011
I cut out pictures of boobs and put them over my own so that my boyfriend can decide which pair he wants for his birthday. what do you think of these?
August 26, 2010
have you ever seen breasts as full as mine? its like i have 2 watermelons attached to my body just waiting to be ravished.
February 9, 2010
is it bad that all i want you to do is pin me against a wall with my hands over my head and kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before? yeah? ok, just checking.
January 10, 2010
if i don’t stare you down, my torpedo tits will!
August 3, 2009
you’re wondering how is this even possible? right? well when i wake up in the morning i drink 4 gallons of diet pepsi to inflate my chest. regular pepsi goes straight to my hips.
August 1, 2009
we don’t care if our breasts are hanging out. we’re fucking super heroes. that and it distracts villains.
July 2, 2009
im covering my eyes because i don’t want to see the expression on your face when you realized the boobs you thought i had were actually just gel inserts in an overly padded bra. surprise!
July 1, 2009
you can touch me, play me, even drink scotch off my glistening breasts, but you better wear a helmet because this is going to be one hell of a ride.
June 29, 2009
target practice! any takers? cum on my tits? any one?
you want to come over for a sleepover? we can hang out in our underwear (just bottoms) roll around on the floor and look at dirty magazines… come on, it’ll be fun! no pillow fights i promise!
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Futurismo by Dave Santos